My girlfriend is making me watch Shrek. AMA.

"Anon" (tjsielsistneb)
06/08/2016 at 00:06 • Filed to: None

I hate shrek.

DISCUSSION (40)

MountainRoadPhysicist > Anon
06/08/2016 at 00:09

Try to get some sort of reward after? Or during? (More of a suggestion than question)

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Anon
06/08/2016 at 00:10

Shrek is love

Berang > Anon
06/08/2016 at 00:11

shrek

is that still a thing

not for canada - australian in disguise > Anon
06/08/2016 at 00:12

Anon > MountainRoadPhysicist
06/08/2016 at 00:13

Oh no, like I was doing my own thing and she sat in the room and started playing shrek on her laptop. I asked her not to but she seems dead to the world. I am frankly scared she is not responding to any stimuli. If I say anything she only says, “Shrek.”

Anon > Berang
06/08/2016 at 00:13

So I have been told. I am disappointed that my girlfriend was even aware of this.

Anon > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/08/2016 at 00:14

Shrek is all that fills my nightmares at night.

Alfalfa > Anon
06/08/2016 at 00:14

Something is seriously wrong with you.

Anon > not for canada - australian in disguise
06/08/2016 at 00:14

Me IRL.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Anon
06/08/2016 at 00:14

Embrace shrek

mcseanerson > Anon
06/08/2016 at 00:15

Something something layers, like onions. something something.

My Miata Looks Like Mike Tyson > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/08/2016 at 00:16

SHREK IS LIFE

Anon > Alfalfa
06/08/2016 at 00:16

Well I’m sorry that my irrational dislike of a walking green onion irritates me.

My Miata Looks Like Mike Tyson > Anon
06/08/2016 at 00:17

i am sorry but while ogres might have layers like onions they are indeed not onions

Anon > mcseanerson
06/08/2016 at 00:17

How many layers do you have to get down to in your life that you reach the point that you are forced to watch Shrek and lose the will to even fight it. Tell me Sean, how many.

MountainRoadPhysicist > Anon
06/08/2016 at 00:17

Oh god! Good luck with that! Silent but lethal fart maybe? If she looks at you, you can just say, “Shrek"

Anon > MountainRoadPhysicist
06/08/2016 at 00:19

But that may end up with and endless feedback loop of us both saying Shrek for the rest of our lives. We will not be able to communicate with anyone else. Just us together in our own little personal Shrek hell. This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a Shrek.

My Miata Looks Like Mike Tyson > Anon
06/08/2016 at 00:19

Kinja'd!!!

Dusty Ventures > Anon
06/08/2016 at 00:21

What’s it like to not have a heart?

Chuckles > Anon
06/08/2016 at 00:22

No question, just wanted to say that last month, we had a free festival in my town headlined by Smash Mouth. Most of the people there were college kids hardly old enough to have heard of them. It was...interesting.

Svend > Anon
06/08/2016 at 00:23

Having a girlfriend means having to do a lot of things you don’t like. It’s how you cope with them that matter.

For the love of God and a quiet evening to not let on how much you hate Shrek not only will it not go down well for you but she will store that information for a later date and use it as ammunition.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Anon
06/08/2016 at 00:27

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Anon
06/08/2016 at 00:30

I’ve tried to be fair to you, but now my patience has reached its end.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Chuckles
06/08/2016 at 00:32

Dude. Walking On The Sun is my shit.

That One Kid in HS > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/08/2016 at 00:32

Shrek is life

CRider > Anon
06/08/2016 at 00:32

Just relax, it’ll be ogre soon enough.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Anon
06/08/2016 at 00:52

DON-KAY!

mcseanerson > Anon
06/08/2016 at 01:25

Six.

Chuckles > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/08/2016 at 01:52

It’s a timeless classic for sure, but the whole show had a very weird vibe. Smash Mouth has a very limited number of songs that they can play at free concert before people start chanting “All-Star, All-Star!” (that happened). Smash Mouth kept trying to squeeze in songs that weren’t radio hits because otherwise the concert would have only been like 6 songs. I felt kinda bad for them. All of the college kids just wanted to hear All-Star. SM also threw in back to back Van Halen covers that didn’t include “Panama” so that was a bit of a letdown. When they finally finished with All-Star, they invited like a hundred people up onstage while they played. Security was not happy about that. Most of those people were under the age of 5 when Shrek came out. So yeah, the whole thing was weird.